So, honey how was your day?
Well other than my broke worthless no health insurance loser ass is out of bipolar meds again, I only had ten voices in my head instead of twenty. A new record! My day was fucking phenomenal. A real beamer. I never thought it could get this damn good.
In fact, since we have kids I'll wait at least one more day before I jump off the bridge or swallow all the sleeping pills.
Again.