From Newsweek: "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues." Exercise guru Richard Simmons, on slapping a twenty three year old passenger on a plane who said, "Hey everbody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50's." If I were Richard, I'd worry less about the issues and more about the hair.
-posted by Nobius 11:03 AM 