BigJoy.com
Just when you thought I'd run out of weird sh** on the web for you. Actually this one is a good idea. Big Joy is just that, she's big and she's named Joy. Just open your check book and Joy will show up at your party as one of her colorful characters including Pig Bundy, Whippin' Wanda, or my favorite Chunkerbelle. Note to wife: don't get any ideas.